The Times would like to introduce a man, wise beyond his years, with a sharp wit and a sense of humour.

Say Hi to Col Voreen, the newest edition to your local paper.

Col has decided to aim his wit at Big Bad Bustling Benny Potts, who plays for the Boorowa Rovers in the George Tooke Shield. Enjoy Col’s work.

 

Ben Potts Boorowa Rovers

Favourite Meal: Parmi from the Courthouse Hotel.

What would you spend your last $20 on: Quadie at Rosehill.

Funniest Teammate: Chris Mason, always got a funny excuse for missing training.

What do you like to do in your spare time: Have a punt.

Favourite Training Technique: 425ml arm curls.

Worst Habit: Leaving my car keys in the ignition.

Who’s the fastest player on your team: I think it would be a 4 way tie, between Austin Power, The Hinds Brothers and Myself.

What do you think the Rovers can improve on going into the finals: 100% Defence, especially myself.

What NRL team will win the 2019 premiership: Melbourne Storm.

What inspired you to play NRL: Glen Lazurus leading the Melbourne Storm to there maiden Nrl premiership when I was seven.